Handbags And Gladrags
Posted in 1960s, Linguistic Annoyances, Lyrics, Music, Nostalgia at 23:44 on 7 December 2009
The good lady told me she caught Mike d’Abo (the former Manfred Mann frontman, successor to Paul Jones) on TV last week talking about one of the songs he wrote, Handbags And Gladrags. She got the impression it had been written for Rod Stewart but I said I was sure Chris Farlowe had recorded it first.
D’Abo apparently said he had to write a woodwind part for Stewart but since he doesn’t write music he had to have someone transcribe it.
Whatever, the song has since become more widely known as a result of The Stereophonics recording and the version which was used as the theme music for Ricky Gervais’s “The Office” TV series.
I dislike the Stewart and Stereophonics versions both. (I can’t remember “The Office” one clearly. I didn’t watch that show.)
In theirs the relevant lyric is rendered as:-
“the handbags and the gladrags that your grandad had to sweat to buy you,”
which is okay but implies a willing benevolence on the grandad’s part and is rather sweet.
However it means something completely different – and much less damning – compared to the original:-
“the handbags and the gladrags that your grandad had to sweat so you could buy,”
which is more redolent of the wastrel ways of an ungrateful grandchild.
This is Chris Farlowe’s version (from 1968):-
There is, by the way, a connection of sorts between Chris Farlowe and myself. But I don’t want to make too much of it as I have read he has become something of a right winger and BNP adherent. (If this is not the case I apologise to him.)
There are no prizes for getting the connection as it’s pretty obvious.
Tags: Chris Farlowe, Lyrics, Mike d'Abo, Ricky Gervais, Rod Stewart, The Office, The Stereophonics

bigrab
10 December 2009 at 19:54
Last time I saw Chris he did a couple of numbers at a Van Morrison gig I was at.
He was about twenty stone.
I’ve heard him being interviewed and he credits himself as instigating the whole 60’s British blues boom.