A Post About Nothing
Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 14:18 on 7 October 2008
I’ve not done one of these for a while but nobody’s remarked on any of them so perhaps it’s just me who cares. Still!
What is the number that comes next in the sequence 5,4,3,2,1, ?
I disagree with the dictionaries on this one. Along with other definitions they give the name nothing to the number concerned.
But!
Subtract (or most likely “take away” if you’re young Tom Daley) 4 apples from 4 apples and, yes, you are left with no apples; but you certainly do not have “nothing.”
You have the bag they were in or the plate they were on – or the symbol 0.
To my mind nothing means absence of thing. A void. No thing.
The number in the sequence above is nought, or zero. It is not “no thing.” It exists as an abstract concept, the number 0, and is one of the only two important numbers in the universe. (The other is 1. The rest of the numbers, 2-9 and all the possible combinations of digits, are just window dressing; an effusion resulting from the world view of ten-fingered bipeds.)
Even the symbol, 0, is not “nothing” – I can see it there on the page or screen.
It was, I believe, invented in India – like the other nine of our so-called “Arabic” numerals.
Without the number zero modern mathematics would be complicated and clumsy, if not impossible (think Roman numerals – they had no zero) and the world would be a very different place.
I wouldn’t be able to post this, for a start. I wouldn’t have a blog. No-one would.
0 is certainly not “nothing.”
Tags: Linguistic Annoyances

Bigrab
12 October 2008 at 08:47
The one that gets me is when I’m reading out, or someone else is reading out, a number. It will often be a phone or credit card number but has occasionally been a password. Why do people say the letter ‘O’ instead of zero? In the case of a password it is crucial, in other cases it is completely incorrect. However given that it is in general usage why don’t we use ‘I’ for 1 or ‘Z’ for 2.
However this is not nearly as annoying as the way kids speak nowadays where everything sounds like a question.
I went to school today?
I don’t like my new teacher?
I’ve got birthday money? etc. etc.
It drives me nuts!
jackdeighton
12 October 2008 at 19:30
Yeah, Rab. The “oh” thing gets me too.
As does raising the voice at the end of a sentence. They do this in the Bristol area I know, but the main culprit is likely to be Aussie soaps.