Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 9:00 pm on 27 September 2013
Speaking of Mission Impossible (previous post) I always hated that catchphrase, “This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds.” What on Earth was “destruct” supposed to mean? The verb is “to destroy,” not “to destruct.” (Fair enough, my dictionary defines destruct in terms of blowing up rockets. Not tape machines you will note, though, but rockets.)
Self-destruct sounds to me the invention of someone with a tin ear. What is wrong with, “This tape will destroy itself in ten seconds?” The worst that really makes sense is, “This tape will self-destroy in ten seconds.”
Posted in Films, Linguistic Annoyances at 8:00 pm on 22 September 2013
I meant to say when I mentioned the film Austenland that the classification certificate displayed on screen before its start said “Contains one example2 of moderate language.”
I admit I perked up a bit at that as I immediately therefore expected all the rest of the language to be immoderate. That it wasn’t (the extent of the “moderate” language was one “Wankers!” in the whole film!) might help explain my odd sense of dissatisfaction with it.
1This was the catch-phrase retort of the father in the sit-com Sorry! which starred Ronnie Corbett and featured an overbearing mother.
2The noun may have been instance rather than example. Whatever, it implied only one.
Posted in Curiosities, Linguistic Annoyances at 12:00 pm on 22 August 2013
I was in St Andrews last week and spotted this notice in a cafe’s window.
Sit in coffee?
I’d rather not.
Posted in Chemistry, Linguistic Annoyances at 10:37 pm on 24 June 2013
I’ve just watched the third of mathematician Marcus du Sautoy’s television series Precision: The Measure of All Things on BBC 4.
There’s a lot been going on at Son of the Rock Towers over the past week or two (details may be forthcoming in due course) so I missed the first two episodes, Time and Distance and Mass and Moles – which is a pity as the second at least will have been about Chemistry – and I don’t know if I’ll get the chance to catch up on them.
Tonight’s last in the series was titled Heat, Light and Electricity and discussed how ways to measure these phenomena have been developed and extended over time.
du Sautoy irritated me though by using the word phenomena as if it were singular. I now quote Wikipedia:-
Phenomena are observable events, particularly when they are special.
A single observable event is of course a phenomenon.
The same distinction applies to the word criterion – like phenomenon, based on Greek – and its plural where too many people, especially news reporters, refer to a criteria. It makes me cringe.
In sum, the only criterion for using the word phenomena is that more than one event is involved. If there’s only a single event then it’s a phenomenon.
Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 10:30 pm on 9 February 2013
This week, talking about the EU budget, our Prime Minister, David Cameron, (aka Mr Irresponsible) used the phrase, “times it by.”
In today’s Guardian, on page 43, in the puzzle section (there doesn’t seem to be a webpage with this content) it claims he said on Newsnight that the Stafford hospital scandal was caused by “a serious failure on behalf of the trust board.”
He’s supposed to have been educated – expensively educated – at one of the best schools in the country. It would claim to be the best, I’m sure.
Yet it has unaccountably failed to teach him to speak English.
So much for Eton as a beacon of excellence.
Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 12:00 pm on 3 September 2012
I caught Lorraine Pascale in passing on the TV a week or so ago and was pleased to hear her say â100 millâ (or whatever the volume was) when she was referring to adding in some liquid to a recipe.
Quite often when reading out or quoting a measurement others – particularly medics – will say instead, âmillsâ – which really grates on me.
I would have no argument if they spoke out the unit in full and said millilitres but mills is just innumerate (and illiterate.)
A unitâs abbreviation subsumes the plural â it is singular or plural depending on the measurementâs value and is always written as singular.
For instance 0C stands for degrees Celsius whether or not the temperature is 10C (1 degree Celsius,) 250C (25 degrees Celsius,) 4500C (450 degrees Celsius,) or even 00C (0 degrees Celsius.) Note the plural in that last one. Only values of 1 or -1 have the unit pronounced in the singular when read out or written in full.
Hence 1ml (one millilitre) but 20 ml (20 millilitres) etc.
100 ml ought to be pronounced 100 mill as Pascale did; not 100 mills.
Mills are where wheat is ground into flour, or else factories of one sort or another (but checkout the Wiki page for a full list!).
Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 12:00 pm on 15 August 2012
I noticed quite a few commentators/pundits on the Olympics talking about the “enormity” of what some or other athlete had managed to do.
Well, the first definiton of enormity you’ll came across in most dictionaries is as “a great crime” or “monstrous wickedness.”
I don’t think any of the athletes were guilty of those (even any drug cheats about.)
It is only as the fourth definition that one of my dictionaries offers “hugeness” and the other “enormousness” – either of which words would have adequately suited the commentators’ purposes.
For myself I would prefer it if the word enormity were reserved for acts of extreme outrage; otherwise we will lose that sense (and perhaps even the sensibility) of it.
Posted in Linguistic Annoyances at 12:00 pm on 1 March 2012
A useful little word has been languishing of late, disappearing even.
Maybe you can spot its omission/replacement in the following sentence I came across in Tuesday’s guardian. (That lower case g is still really, really annoying, by the way.)
“Stalwarts are noticeable by their absence: there is no John Terry, perhaps conveniently, or Rio Ferdinand in the ranks.”
Since Rio Ferdinand was not in the England squad for the game concerned, that “or” ought, of course, to be “nor.”
I have noticed frequently of late many lists of negative choices/options which have “or” inserted between them. I picked the above quote only as the most recent.
If a choice or option following a negative is also “not” then “nor” is more appropriate than “or.”
The negative is not or, it is nor.
Posted in BBC, Linguistic Annoyances, Science Fiction at 1:00 pm on 8 February 2012
I see from the guardian (that recent lower case ‘g’ is a pain) that John Christopher has died.
He was a prominent SF writer from my youth when I devoured the SF shelves on my local library. As a result of reading them then I do not have any of his books on my shelves though I particularly remember The Death of Grass (which was always a title I thought cried out for parody) – a catastrophe novel which was much grittier than most.
He had a swathe of pseudonyms but, as John Christopher, is most well-known for his series of books featuring the Tripods (a full list, along with his other John Christopher novels, is on Fantastic Fiction) which were made into a BBC TV series.
John Christopher (Christopher Samuel Youd):- 16/4/1922- 3/2/2012. So it goes.
Posted in Chemistry, Events dear boy. Events, Linguistic Annoyances, Politics at 8:48 pm on 25 January 2012
I see the BBC has reported a British oil refinery has gone bust.
In today’s world, oil products – whether they be the petrol, diesel or fuel oil most directly obtained from refining crude or the plastics, chemicals, medicines etc derived by further processing – are the most sought after substances; excepting (possibly) illegal drugs.
So with markets like that, how the hell can an oil refinery go bankrupt?
To be fair, the headline on the news was a little misleading. It is the parent company which owns the refinery which has gone bust.
But the point still applies.
There has been a lot of scaremongering about the possible effects as the refinery supplies 20% of south-east England’s fuel needs; scaremongering no doubt put about to raise fuel prices. I would expect that some other company will take it over sooner rather than later.
Menawhile Britain’s debt has reached 1 trillion pounds* for the first time.
The Coalition cuts are working well to reduce the debt then, aren’t they?
I also see UK growth was -0.2% for the last three months. Not much scope for joy there.
Why are these idiots repeating the mistakes of the 1930s?
*That amount being illustrated on the BBC news last night as Â£1,000,000,000,000 is, to my old fashioned eyes, actually a million million or what we used to call a billion. Well, it was before we took up US descriptions of such things.